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Don Quixote

  • My poem inspired by The Lord of the Rings

    Sorry, you kind of have to know The Lord of the Rings a little bit to understand some of the names in this poem. Hopefully you can get something out ...

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  • Afraid of the Dark

    I wrote this song on the guitar to a soft wandering minor melody. I like the way it sounds as a song, but I'm not sure if it's any good ...

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  • Return

    We stood by each other In a changing time of life. Together, We gave truth our all. Then in a world of dangers And enticing distractions, I helplessly watched you ...

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  • ALIEN ATTACK! IMPORTANT INFO FOR THE SAFTEY OF OUR PLANET!

    Good people of planet earth! My printer, the very printer that sits by my computer day after day, the printer that has printed every document that I have ever written ...

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  • A joyous poem to brighten your holiday season... (NOT)

    The the skeleton swings From the gnarled tree Black against the moonlight Swinging from it's twisted gallows Creaking as the chill winds blow Groaning as in living pain Suffering years ...

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  • Reflections on an Eye

    Residing in an empty socket, An endless sphere of incandescent light, Floating… drifting in a sea of placid milky white. The window to a twisted world… a personal kaleidoscope. Only ...

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  • All Hail the Starbucks Mocha Frappuccino!!!

    with its army of Sugar-Hyped Zombies (from Hell) the Coffee cup sweeps in world Domination. an ordinary Brew? i wish that were true... All Hail the Starbucks Mocha Frappuccino! the ...

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What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant?
— Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice